When u get your total, times it by 3.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[X] You didn’t know it’s not possible to lick your own elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[X] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.
[X] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] People have called you slow.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[X] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
[ ] You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses.
[X] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
I'm 60% stupid.
